Ode to my sister

1. My sister taught me to always wear a belt
(she says it makes you look thinner – im wearing one right now ☺ )

2. My sister taught me its fun to change hair color every few weeks,
and no, it wont make all your hair fall out.

3. My sister taught me there IS a natural way to wear make-up,
you just have to buy the 20$ book to learn how.

4. My sister taught me YES it is painful to pluck your eyebrows,
but it looks so much better when its done.

5. My sister taught me If you try hard enough, you can fit an entire
apartments-worth of furniture in one conversion van, which will,
no doubt, break down and get left in the next big town
on your way to college

6. My sister taught me no matter how much you plan and advertise,
unless a yard sale sign is in the right location, people will not come

9. My sister taught me it IS possible to get stuck between a closet
and the ceiling while painting

10. My sister taught me its great having a sister even if shes 10 yrs
younger than you and lives in a far off foreign land called college.